Daily Humors

Some of the Worst Transformers Costumes Ever

Posted: 27 Jun 2009 10:10 AM PDT

Look, bottom line is that I applaud most people attempting to do a transformers costume. It requires a lot of bulk, squared shaped objects, and it's almost tough to call any costume crappy.

However, if you want to get into technicalities and people just being plain dumb, then you've come to the right place. The reality is that I've seen some amazing transformer costumes and yet somehow the ones in this list come from people who clearly missed a thing or two.

Here are some of the worst transformer costumes ever

The Sunglasses Look

Always good when you have a numbered sticker included

Ummm

A Person would help

We've all seen this guy. No explanation necessary

This one goes to the parents. Horrible job.

Sweatpants are a great addition to any transformers costume

Spockformer?

Spiderformer?

OK this one isn't bad

Snow boots and khakis. Perfect recipe

Magic Markers, more khakis and a peace sign?

Wooden shelves painted red….nice

Nice shirt dipsh*t

It's like a warped Johnny 5 and a car from the 60s

10 Greatest Amusement Park Ride Freak Outs

Posted: 27 Jun 2009 10:06 AM PDT

The only thing better than riding an amusement park ride is being with someone who doesn't want to ride an amusement park ride. And then making them ride an amusement park ride. The screaming. The tears. Oh, the glorious panic. I love everything about it.

Here are the 10 best.

1. Random thought: If The Clumps (from the Nutty Professor) went to an amusement park. This is exactly how it would go down.

2. Random thought: I won't lie. I really wanted the fat kid to fall out in this classic clip (not get hurt mind you, just fall out), so I could see if his mom would stop that crazy laughing. I don't think she would.

3. Random thought: I'm pretty sure he just lost his virginity to his safety harness.

4. Random thought: The moaning. The crying. The pleas of "It's so scary!" But she never curses. Not once. Un-fucking-believable.

5. Random thought: I don't know what's gayer; his screams for help, or his purple shirt with penguins on it.

6. Random thought: I love at the end when he gives the "thumbs up" like he didn't just shit himself 60 seconds earlier.

7. Random thought: This is precisely why children should never be in combat situations. I don't want bullets to start flying and have to turn to see a kid's terrified fear face. It's bad for moral. But on a roller coaster, it's hilarious.