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Top 10 Reasons Not to Advertise With Glenn Beck

Posted: 28 Aug 2009 05:18 AM PDT

After Glenn Beck called President Obama a racist, 36 companies have pulled their advertisements from his program. UPS has even gone as far as to pull advertising on all Fox networks. Looking over these highlights, you have to wonder why they didn't get out sooner.

1. He thinks that Obama is a racist

This is the clip that started the whole controversy. Beck on "Fox and Friends" saying that Obama has a "deep seeded hatred for white people."

2. He's got time and a camera

Beck does his best to thoroughly creep out US Weekly correspondent Dina Sansing by offering to take a few candid nude photos of her to spread around the office.

3. He thinks screaming like a toddler is ok

Glenn Beck chooses to use his big boy words when the discourse gets a little too intellectual. He then (naturally) defends his decision to Bill O'Reilly.

4. He wants America to get attacked by terrorists

Beck and his guest, Michael Scheuer, think that we need another good, old-fashioned terrorist attacks to get us off our lazy, peaceful asses.

5. He is not trained in CPR

When guest David Buckner faints, Beck really isn't sure how to handle the situation, but thinks that Buckner should probably just keep talking about banks or whatever anyways.

6. He secretly suspects all Muslims are terrorists

When Minnesota elected the first Muslim Congressman, Keith Ellison, Glenn Beck had him on to make sure he wasn't one of those sneaky Al-Qaeda in disguise.

7. He's not convinced Obama's not the Anti-Christ

Look, a lot of people are saying that Obama could be the anti-christ. Glenn isn't saying he is, but he's just keeping an open mind about it.