Jun 20, 2009

Daily Humors

Daily Humors

8 More Accurate College Mascots

Posted: 20 Jun 2009 07:09 AM PDT

College mascots are meant to strike fear and intimidation into the heart of their opponents, and often to reflect some attribute of the school's region. But we think that sometimes mascots don't accurately reflect the schools that they represent, and maybe if they did, they'd serve as a more accurate symbol of their college. Here are 8 college mascots that we'd like to see changed:

The Arizona State University Meth Lab


The University of Florida Dicks Drawn on People's Faces

The UC Berkeley Militant Lesbians
The Duke University Huge F*ckin' Blue Pricks
The University of Nebraska Drunk Dudes Lost in a Field
The University of Southern California Parents' Rent Checks

The University of Arizona Crippling School-Wide Budget Crisis


 The Oregon State Real Reason Why You Decided On Oregon State

The 10 Biggest YouTube Freaks Of All Time

Posted: 20 Jun 2009 07:04 AM PDT

For centuries the freaks of the world have been hidden from society. They had no way to communicate with the outside world and they only surfaced from their compounds occasionally to get more food and porn. Thanks to the internet, YouTube and webcams we have all been exposed to the other side of the human universe. All I know is that I'm getting rid of my vaseline collection and machine guns just to be on the safe side.


#10 Marbles Harsgrove - Marbles is the world's leading expert on E. Coli, The Oscars and "Apocastinko" which is her catchy name for the Mel Gibson classic Apocalypto. She also owns a killer collection of Target sweatshirts.

 


#9 Poledancefan - A 47-year old bald man who spends most of his free time pole dancing to prom music in his basement ... in his underwear. I think that's pretty much all I need to say about this one. 


  


#8 Inflatable Raptor - This is a man who has dedicated his YouTube channel to humping various inflatable animals with a black cloak on his head. So far he's humped a shark, dragon, seal, cow and a dolphin.



 

#7 Mr. Pregnant - What started out as a funny joke about a fat man wearing redneck teeth while making fun of his bitch tits quickly turned into a full on freak show. As evidenced by this video where he investigates dog poop in the park ...
 


 
#6 Tonetta777 - From what I can gather Tonetta777 is a mentally disturbed individual who likes to lip-sync music while he wears women's lingerie. He also likes to wear panty hose on his head a lot and the really scary part is that he appears to have a strong following on YouTube.


  
  
  
#5 P. Diddy - Have you ever wanted to know what goes on inside the mind of an insane douche bag? Looking no further than Diddy's blog which is a ongoing video Hip-Hop fortune cookie that makes absolutely no sense. Granted, I've always thought fortune cookie cereal was a million dollar idea, but that's a conversation for another day.  




  
 #4 Edarem - Either Edarem is trying to get cast in the next Rob Zombie movie or he really thinks people want to see a creepy-looking old man sing classic top 40's music.



#3 La Pequena - La Pequena is a multi-talented little actor. He or she (nobody's sure yet) can do a dead-on impersonation of Sarah Palin, Hillary Clinton and Britney Spears. 

 

#2 Tsimfuckis - The 1800's had the "Elephant Man" but the new millenium has brought us our own "Elephant Boy." If somebody doesn't hurry up and sign this kid to a recording contract, I will. This kid is the next Eminem.



#1 CWC - When you video blog on YouTube about "recycling your semen" you've pretty much cemented your spot as one of the freakiest people on the internet.

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