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The Five (Okay, Twenty-Three) Funny Videos Every Person Must See

Posted: 18 Jun 2009 07:59 AM PDT

The Best [Insert Pun Using 'Holy Rollers']

Actually, it's a scene from the upcoming film God Chopper – the courageous story of one man's quest to literally ride his motorcycle into Jesus' heart.

The Coolest Thing About Japanese People

Did you know they did this? I'm liable to call it the coolest discovery since up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start.

The Most Creative Use of Fucking Scary Ass Puppets

Apparently in the early '90s there was an epidemic of children putting deadly things in their mouths — and the monsters were the only ones who could stop it.

The Least Popular Kid in Glasgow P.S. 19

It's always a tricky gray area when making fun of kids. Except this time.

The Most Successful Recycling of a TV Show Clip

It's like Walker, Texas Ranger was put on Earth so that Conan O'Brien could reveal to us its true purpose.

The Most Niche Kung-Fu Movie Ever

Skinemax meets Enter the Dragon meets Twilight. (And yes, that is a perfectly normal way to stand up in a bikini.)

The Least Influential Music Video Ever

Immediately upon viewing the rough footage, Jan Terry realized she had made a horrible mistake hiring the Diff'rent Strokes crew to direct her music video.

The Most Environmentally Responsible Chase Scene

Plus when a horse rides full speed right into a cart of vegetables, it doesn't explode.

The Least Efficient Way to Demolish a Car

Your car will think twice the next time it starts shooting its mouth off at the Street Fighter II convention.

The Worst Example of "It's the Thought That Counts"

Much like Iron Eagle, this '80s video just doesn't hold up.

The Worst Product to Sell Using a Snappy Dance Number

I'm not saying that advertising in India is one note, but it sure seems like they'll sell anything with dancing.

The Really Worst Product to Sell Using a Snappy Dance Number

Seriously, anything.

The Finest Moment in Minivan History

If you've ever wondered why there aren't many tributes to minivans out there, it's because this one scared all the others away.

The Least Convincing Argument for Enlisting

Fun fact: Hot chicks roam around the Ukraine in packs carrying ceramic jugs to water military personnel. Hydration is important.

The Best Reason to Own a Cat

You win, cats. I'll post one of your videos.

The Most Profound Link Between Jesus and Breakfast Pastry

The moments at 1:31, 1:35, 2:14, 2:40... It's simply impossible to choose.

The World's Most Complete Comedy Sketch

All that's left now is for Robin Williams to fuck up the remake.

The Most Accurate Indicator of the Direction Sinbad's Career Would Take

The commercial is better birth control than the actual condom.

The Most Unpopular Sweepstakes Ever

When they say "Enter to win," they mean it.

The Most Scarring Way to Teach Your Child About the Sanctity of Life

It's like crashing the family car to prove that nothing good comes of drunk driving.

The Least Convincing Case for Pears

Remember Susan Powter's infomercials in the '90s with her famous catch phrase "Stop the insanity!" How ironic.

The Most Appropriate Sign Off Video Ever

And goodbye to you, too, waving goat monster.

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The 10 Dumbest Moments In Wheel Of Fortune History

Posted: 18 Jun 2009 07:59 AM PDT

We've reached a point in American human evolution where it's time to get rid of game shows that involve using words. Americans are "visual" people now and we don't understand what words mean anymore and how to properly use them. If you think about it, words were kind of a stupid invention to begin with. It's much easier to communicate with other humans through the use of inappropriate hand gestures and grunting noises.

#10 Military Officer Fortune Fail - On a positive note, she's supposedly a wizard with coloring books and she can airstrike an entire village from close range with an F-35 Joint Strike Fighter plane.

#9 WOF Contestant Is Clearly Not A Tom Hanks Fan - If the answer would've been the German porn spoof "The Green Pile" she probably would've gotten it right.

#8 An Oasis Of Stupidity - It's sad to think how close she was to quitting the University of Phoenix online and finally pursuing her lifelong dream of becoming a pet mortician.

#7 Enjoying The Great Morons - More evidence of the tragic effects of an American public school education.

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#6 Astrological Lack Of Brains - She will clearly not be choosen for the next biosphere project.

#5 Sometimes Three Heads Aren't Better Than One - See if you can guess which constestant's mother smoked a lot of pot when she was pregnant. I'll give you a hint, it's the person on the left, the person on the right and the person in the middle (fast forward to the 1:00 mark for your own sanity).

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#4 Setting Up Dumb Chairs - Maybe it's time for the producers of the show to give Pat Sajak a gun ... and Vanna White a butt thermometer.