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Ten Practical Uses for Your Credit Cards Posted: 06 Jun 2009 07:23 AM PDT But wait: Don't throw them away. Just stop using them as they were designed to be used — that is, to pay for stuff. Save the actual cards. Because they're useful in all sorts of ways you might never have considered. Snow goggles (Also formerly known as "Eskimo sunglasses.") Dolls' picnic table Burglary tool The original alternate use for credit cards. Golf putter Make sure to have the back of the card facing outwards; otherwise, the protruding card numbers will make it hard to aim! (This really works — click here to see a video of the credit-card putter in action.) Coinage If the economy collapses, we'll have to use something for money. Light-switch cover Credicopter A hand-held mini-helicopter augmented with credit cards for extra lift. Click here to see the credicopter actually flying! Cocaine cutter The other original alternate use for credit cards. (Note to law enforcement: Baking powder. Not actual cocaine.) |
Posted: 06 Jun 2009 07:19 AM PDT |
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