Daily Humors

Posted: 23 May 2009 07:09 AM PDT

Many men are convinced that they are much more intelligent than women. I wouldn't be so sure at their place.
Even among men, there are those who don't think of their lives or simply are not being careful.
And it happens because they do not think with their head. Here are some vivid examples.

Climbing The Corporate Death Ladder

"Hmmm. You know, this would be a lot easier if I had a third ladder."

Manscaping...Highway Style

"Who needs a truck? Real men drive sedans."

Lattice Suprise You

"Let me check. Yep. I can see through that."

Ax Murderer

"Should I move my truck before we cut this down? Nah. Maybe it will fall close to it and we won't have to carry this damn tree so far."

Don't Try This At Home...Or At Work

"Dude, I got an idea. Why don't you just take your tractor and lift me up in this here scaffolding? We'll be able to see the whole Nascar race and we won't even have to buy a ticket!"

Kids Will Kill You

"I'd do anything for my kids. I'd die for them if I had to."

Triple Threat

"Just one more paint can and I'll be right where I need to be." Yeah, in the afterlife.

Getting A-head In School

"Kevin. You could have just turned around to cheat. You didn't have to go through all this."

Friends Are Forever...We Think

"Don't let go. Hold me! Hold me! Wait. This doesn't look or sound gay, does it?"

Death...Hook, Line, And Sinker

"Wanda, I ain't gettin out of this boat until you PROMISE me I can go fishing."

Car Trouble

"Jack? I don't think cars come with a Jack dummy. Huh? In the trunk? What do you mean trunk? Of course I drive a trunk. I'm not an idiot."

The Road Less Taken

"You can make that Harry. Just go as fast as you can. I saw this in a movie once. It will totally work."

Needle In A Haystack...Big Ol Deadly Needle

"What? Why would we stack them out and not up? If we stack them out, then where will I park my truck? You're an idiot."