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• India is going to win the 2011 Cricket World Cup….. 101% Reason is
• Cars – HQ Wallpaper Collections [1-2]
• Cars – HQ Wallpaper Collections [2-2]
• Xcellent Mail… Crazy Answers… [Plz Read ]
• Do you Believe This [ Strange ]
• Mistakes
• Sachin Tendulkar in Different Moods

India is going to win the 2011 Cricket World Cup….. 101% Reason is Posted: 25 Mar 2011 11:30 AM PDT Bookmark It Hide Sites

Cars – HQ Wallpaper Collections [1-2] Posted: 25 Mar 2011 11:31 AM PDT [1-2] | [2-2] Bookmark It Hide Sites

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Xcellent Mail… Crazy Answers… [Plz Read ] Posted: 25 Mar 2011 11:31 AM PDT 1. What is height of Fashion? Dhoti with a zip   2. What is height of Secrecy? Offering blank visiting cards.   3. What is height of laziness? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.   4. What is height of Craziness? Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.   5. What is height of Forgetfulness? Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him/her last.   6. What is height of Stupidity? A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.   7. What is height of Honesty? A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.   8. What is height of Suicide? A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.   9. What is height of De-hydration? A cow giving milk powder.   10. Plan For Future: Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future? Ahmed : I want 2 b a pilot. James : I want 2 b a doctor. Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother. Asif : I want 2 help Deepa .   11. Exams: Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS ? 1) Too Many Questions. 2) Difficult to Understand. 3) More Explanation is Needed. 4) Result is always FAIL!   12. Lier : A man is dying of Cancer. His son asked him, “Dad, why do u keep telling people u’re dying of AIDS?” Answer: “So when I’m dead no one will dare touch ur mom”   13. Delivered : Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, “DELIVERED”.   14. Three Feelings : What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant. Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant. Panic is when both are pregnant.   15. The Equation : 7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7 Meeting = 1 Kiss 7 Kisses = 1 Proposal 7 Proposal = 1 Marriage And that 1 Bloody marriage has 777777777777 problems. So beware of Glance!   16. Teacher to Sardar, “Where were U born?” Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram. Teacher : Spell it? Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.   17. Santa : People consider me as a “GOD” Banta : How do you know?? Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U came again….   18. Sardar complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house. Police : How the theif did not take TV??? Sardar : I was watching TV na….   19. Thought for the Day!!! If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother’s younger sis and elder sis? Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM   20. Tihar Jail ordered 999 Shirts and 1000 Pants for its inmates. Tell why this odd combination? Answer : Bcos SALMAN KHAN is coming and He hardly wear SHIRTs!!!   21. Do you know the similarity between “Dinosaurs” & “Decent Boys” Answer: Both dont exist on earth !!!   22. When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake? Answer : On their Wedding !!   23. Whats the height of Intelligence? Answer : A 99 year old Sardar going for HUTCH ka naya lifetime scheme Bookmark It Hide Sites

Do you Believe This [ Strange ] Posted: 25 Mar 2011 11:31 AM PDT Bookmark It Hide Sites

Mistakes Posted: 25 Mar 2011 11:31 AM PDT Mistakes and Mistakes If a barber makes a mistake, It’s a If a driver makes a mistake, It is a New path If an engineer makes a mistake, It is a If parents makes a mistake, It is a If a politician makes a mistake, It is a If a scientist makes a mistake, It is a If a tailor makes a mistake, It is a If a teacher makes a mistake , It is a If our boss makes a mistake, It is a New idea If an employee makes a mistake, It is a Mistake Only Bookmark It Hide Sites

Sachin Tendulkar in Different Moods Posted: 25 Mar 2011 11:31 AM PDT Sachin tendulkar storm when he joined Twitter and began racking up followers at the rate of almost 4,500 an hour. Within the first 24 hours, Sachin Tendulkar's following reached almost 80,000, sparking a media frenzy and countless tweets about the so-called god of cricket joining the social networking site. Bookmark It Hide Sites

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