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| Posted: 09 Oct 2009 09:58 AM PDT
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| 20 Pictures That Give Steroids A Bad Name Posted: 09 Oct 2009 05:45 AM PDT
 19. Despair – Your sad and humble pose isn't working when anyone watching you is in fear of you exploding like a grenade at any moment.  18. Merchant Confusion – When kids are running up to you from all over the park asking to buy a balloon you may have shot up a few hundred too many times.  17. Wind Resistance Deficient – When you've lost all your aerodynamics and now have to walk sideways down the streets in Chicago. You've abused.  16. Bronze Statue - James Bond was too late to save you.  15. Zoophilia – When you're getting asked out by Armadillos, you may want to slow down a bit.  14. Jabba The Arm – It's like old silly putty.  13. Not Respecting Your Parts - A waste of some perfectly good breasts.  12. Cushions – When your huge man-boobs are big enough to rest your insanely large head which is extremely tired due to the loss of your neck, slow down.  11. Women? – Here is a series we'd like to call "Hot Chicks Destroyed".  10. Chick 2 – From the feathered hair we could assume back in the 80s you were quite the piece of meat. It's sad that it had to spoil.  9. Chick 3 – It's hard to get excited about an ass that could crush metal.  8. Chick 4 – We've never said this to a woman before but could you please lower your skirt?  7. Chick 5 – They sell lingerie for men?  6. Chick 6 – Fabio in a thong?  5. Confusion – If someone has to ask your gender. That's kinda bad?  4. Carrot Top – Are we to assume his props are REALLY that heavy?  3. Bad Dog – Don't let your dog get into your steroid stash.  2. Your Future – Wanna know what you'll look like after you stop? Ta da!  1. Barry Bonds  |
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