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| Posted: 26 Sep 2009 09:37 AM PDT According to UrbanDictionary.com, a lot of our politician's names have meanings you might not be aware of. Here are a few real definitions of the names of the people you put into office.
Urban Dictionary Says: Mitt - When female pubic hair is growing out of control. Used In A Sentence: "I was going to go down on Sally, but her Mitt was out of control, I could not see what I would have been licking. Not Good!"  2 Butch Otter - Governor of Idaho Urban Dictionary says: Otter - A gay man who is very hairy all over his body, but is smaller in frame and weighs considerably less than a bear. Used In A Sentence: "Larry is an otter, and he likes to date bears or other otters."  3 Tipper Gore - Wife of tubby environmentalist Al Gore Urban Dictionary says: The act of hitting another male in the nuts. Used In A Sentence: "Johnny was being lame so I gave him a tipper; he went down and never came up."  4 Sonny Perdue - Governor of Georgia Urban Dictionary says: Sonny - A nickname for someone who's ashamed of their abnormally small manhood. Used In A Sentence: "He may take off his pants and you may find a sonny underneath."  5 Mitch Daniels - Governor of Indiana Urban Dictionary says: Mitch - Males that work for female bosses. A professional male bitch. Used In A Sentence: "I feel like some coffee. 'Hey Mitch, fetch me some coffee' she yelled to her male assistant from her corner office."  6 Chet Culver - Governor of Iowa Urban Dictionary says: Chet - A word said when trying to say shit too quickly...resulting in chet. Used In A Sentence: "CHET! i forgot my backpack at school!"  7 Connie Mack - Representative, Florida Urban Dictionary says: Connie - A gentle way of saying vagina, created and used especially by Mormon, or religious parents to describe the female genitalia. Accompanies the word "peter" a word often used for male genitalia. Used In A Sentence: "Jennifer honey, down there you have a connie, your brother Mike has a peter." Mack - A mack is a person who is always flirting and hitting on girls. Almost always successful at it too. Used In A Sentence: I'm gonna go mack on some fine ass bitches right now."  8 Bobby Jindal - Governor of Louisiana Urban Dictionary says: Bobby - Scottish slang for penis. Used In A Sentence: "Come and suck ma wee bobby!"  9 Martin O'Malley - Governor of Maryland Urban Dictionary says: O'Malley - A person who gets obliterated and confrontational after 3-4 drinks. This person is an annoyance to everybody who goes out with him. Used In A Sentence:"Sean was so O'Malleyed the other night he was telling everyone to go f--- themselves after just 3 Coors Lights...what a pussy."  10 Brian Schweitzer - Governor of Montana Urban Dictionary says: Schweitzer - Term used to describe a abnormally long shit. Used In A Sentence: "He laid such a Schweitzer in the toilet, it clogged it up."  11 Rick Perry - Governor of Texas Urban Dictionary says: Perry - The act of sticking your cock in someone's ear. Used In A Sentence: "I am gonna perry you good."  12 Jim Douglas - Governor of Vermont Urban Dictionary says: Douglas - To ram a sexual partner from behind with great, desperate velocity, usually with lips pursed, buttocks clenched and jowls shaking. Derived from the Michael Douglas style of explicit onscreen sex in the 1990s. Used In A Sentence: "Why are you limping? Did someone up and douglas you last night?"  13 Christine Gregoire - Governor of Washington Urban Dictionary says: Gregoire - A ghetto slang term for t-bagging. The art of placing an acquaintance's balls in one's mouth. Can also be used as a verb (i.e. Gregoiring. ) Used In A Sentence: "Woman to her friend - 'Gregoire Me!'"  14 Rudy Giuliani - Ex Mayor of New York City Urban Dictionary says: Rudy - Rudy is an underdog or unlikely candidate for getting laid but scores with a real hot chick out of the blue. Used In A Sentence: "Hey 'Rudy,' way to go champ, you really got lucky this time."  15 Arnold Schwarzenegger - Governor of California Urban Dictionary says: Arnold - A large shit that refuses to be flushed down the toilet. (similar to Schweitzer) Used In A Sentence: "Oh man! Greg ate too much pork again and stuck a huge arnold in the shitter. "  16 Rick Santorum - Pennsylvania Senator According to Urban Dictionary: Santorum - The sometimes frothy, usually slimy, amalgam of lubricant, stray fecal matter, and ejaculate that leaks out of the receiving partner's anus after a session of anal intercourse. Used In A Sentence: "That move was about as slick as santorum!"  17 Dick Cheney - Vice President of the United States Urban Dictionary says: Cheney - To spray in the face. Used In A Sentence: "When I withdrew from her mouth, I grabbed it by the hilt and cheney'd her entire face."  |
| Posted: 26 Sep 2009 09:34 AM PDT
 14. Intervention Or Enabling Let's get into character licensing. "Addie the crack addict" would make a great cartoon character. PBS? Are you taking pitches?  13. Sexual Harassment Cake This is proof that cakes can make social change. A big "Ghostbusters" "no" around an ass-slap is how you get a message across. We hope this was a cake for a boss.  12. "Your Thirty Won" In a way, this is a triumph. We're not sure how so many errors could occur in one simple phrase.  11. Rickroll Cake FAIL This cake was obviously designed by someone who doesn't get what Rickrolling is. Why is he on a desktop? What OS is this, Windows '95?  10. When You Test Positive… A true friend buys you an ice cream cake.  9. Ugh, Mooooom!!! Along with the milestone of the 17th birthday comes a very important lesson. Underwear is important. Though that won't stop her from getting fingered at R-rated movies.  8. For Your lil' Jazz Singer: Mini Al Jolsen Balls  7. A "Dr. Horrible" Cake is Always Sad We get it. You're a Whedonite. You already talk about "Buffy" and "Firefly" all the time, and now you've just wasted valuable cake resources to prove that.  6. Borat "Sexy Time" Cake Your son's turning 13. It's time for him to finally lose his virginity. Like any good father, you'd set him up with a hooker, and proudly wait outside the bordello with this cake.  5. Sonogram Cake It's a girl… or some kind of parasitic monster made of tumors. Seriously, stop doing this, parents. It's gross. We never want to eat a cake again.  4. Miscarriage Cake You tried so hard to make the pregnancy work, but it failed. Sorry about the miscarriage, here's a "Looney Tunes" gag.  3. "Twilight" Cake We don't need to tell you why this is embarrassing. You wrote the script of "Twilight" onto a cake, with a "clever" cake-related twist. In the name of womanhood, we'd like you to return your ovaries now, please.  2. When It Isn't Full Herpes, "It's Just a Cold Sore" I have good news, and bad news. False alarm, it's just a cold sore on my mouth. Actually, it turns out I actually have genital warts.  1. A True Patriot "Never Foget" If we let our dyslexia keep us from decorating cakes, then the terrorists have won.  |
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