Sep 19, 2009

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5 Classic Political Fight Videos

Posted: 19 Sep 2009 12:09 AM PDT


When politicians gather for a meeting you simply never know what's going to happen. Out of nowhere someone might yell the line "you lie!" and cause a complete stir that might eventually lead to a party getting completely screwed.

On other occasions it can get much worse than that. In fact, it can lead to physical fights. And while I certainly don't recommend the U.S. Senate resorting to violence, it's pretty entertaining nonetheless.

Here are five classic political fighting videos


1 Czech Politicians Fight




I mean the guy is just standing there. Thank God a fight ensued.

2 Korea is Awesome




Oh yeah it is.

3 The World's Best Fighter in Taiwan




I guess doing a sit down protest isn't the greatest move.

4 Dont Mess with a Judo Master




That's like something out of Street Fighter!

5 Nigerian Politicians Attack




Do NOT try to spend $5MM U.S. dollars in Nigeria or this will happen

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15 Weirdest Toddler Halloween Costumes

Posted: 19 Sep 2009 12:08 AM PDT

Can you believe it's already halfway through September? Halloween is just around the corner, which means that costume-shopping is in full swing.
And while checking out costumes,we got an eyeful of some of the strangest costumes for toddlers and babies we've ever seen. Here are the 15 weirdest.

Whoopie Cushion



Should we really dress our child in a costume that encourages flatulent noises?


The Travelocity Gnome



Shilling for corporations at 2? My, how advanced he is! He'll be working for the GOP in no time!


Showgirl



Why don't you just stick the nipple-tassel T-shirt  on her, buy her the pole dancing doll  , and call it a day?


Turkey on a Plate



Dressing your baby as a cooked turkey this disturbingly close to Thanksgiving is just asking for trouble.


Bag of Money



For your future little Gordon Gecko...


Dr. Spock



Why don't you just beat your kid up yourself? I mean, I understand; you're a nerd. But at least give your kid a chance to be cool, jeez.



Cheerios Box



I get it; there's a recession. But you can at least try.


Darth Vader



Dressing up your toddler as the most evil man in the galaxy? Cute.


Oompa Loompa



Oompa, loompa, doopity doo. We have another puzzle for you. Why would you dress your kid up as one of the creepiest movie characters of all time? Look at this poor little girl. She's about to burst into tears, not into songs. "I don't like the look of it," indeed.


Michael Jackson



Costuming your child as a man accused of being a pedophile? Nooooot the best taste.


Air Freshener



A car air freshener? A car air freshener? It's a costume of a cardboard tree that people throw away after a month. Is there anything cute about this? Cool? Interesting? No! And worst of all, the poor baby doesn't even get to have any arms!


Alien Bursting



Hey, I like the Alien movies as much as the next geek, but even in jest, having a projectile burst forth from your baby's chest is just so very wrong. In so many ways.


Ax Head



You know what's way funnier than an alien through the chest? An ax in the head.


Pimp



You know that there's some idiot parent out there who thinks dressing up a baby as a pimp, a man paid to illegally sell females for sex, a man who often assaults women and sells drugs, is HILARIOUS. I, on the other hand, am absolutely disgusted.



HitlerThere are some kids who are just screwed from the get-go because of lousy parenting. They are going to be on the therapist's couch for years... and that's if they're lucky. This poor baby Hitler is one of these kids.I just... there are no words. It's a toddler dressed as Hitler. Try explaining that to your first girlfriend when she asks to see your baby pictures.

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