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| 10 Funniest Telemarketer Videos Posted: 07 Sep 2009 07:38 AM PDT 10. Thanks For Helping Me Kill Myself Is life too tough? Are you thinking about killing yourself? These guys are calling at the wrong time. 9. "Family Guy" Telemarketer Pranks Apparently this telemarketer doesn't watch "The Family Guy" and is used to people treating her like completely crap. 8. I Will Take Your Order Please This is one way to get off the list. Give your wife, or life… whichever. 7. Got The AIDS It just so happens that Randall's boyfriend, Butch. HAS THE AIDS, and needs some health care LIKE YESTERDAY! 6. Telemarketer Rick Roll'd Never gonna stop calling, never gonna give you up, never gonna get you a better interest rate on your card. 5. Predators Pray For The Children It's nice that these bad people pray for the children, perhaps we can come to the station and help out. 4. Hot Coffee Method That second cup of coffee isn't as sweet when on the phone with a telemarketer. When they suggest Vaseline, you might want to listen. 3. How To Annoy A Telemarketer With Just One Word Yes! 2. Crazy Woman Kills People When Telemarketer Calls When telemarketers call this women, people die. Though we hate telemarketers just as much as anyone, it's almost difficult to not feel sorry for them when listening to this wacko lay down all the imaginary threats. 1. Thanks For Calling, You're Now Apart Of A Homicide Comedian Tom Mabe actually loves when telemarketers call. They are the best straight man a comedian can have. This telemarketer had no idea when he woke up that later in his day he'd be part of homicide investigation.  This posting includes an audio/video/photo media file: Download Now |
| Posted: 07 Sep 2009 07:36 AM PDT  Fat BastardA French wine produced and distributed by a British and French partnership, FAT bastard is a fast growing brand, recently selling over 400,000 cases per year in the United States alone. BusinessWeek has called FAT Bastard a "marketing phenomenon".  BitchAn australian wine called "Bitch", the back label says it 77 times, followed by "some more".  Le Vin de MerdeJean-Marc Speziale, who owns a small restaurant in Aniane near Montpellier, was so fed up with the bad press that wines from the Languedoc-Roussillon were getting that he decided to hit back. So he started making his own batch of wine, and labelled them Vin de Merde, or Wine of Shite as they say in Ireland.  OopsThe name originates from the fact that they mislabeled the grape type for such a long time that they decided to call it "Oops!"  Arrogant Frog Ribet Elephant on a Tightrope Frog's PissThis is an own label of Cheers Calais booze cruise store. The wine is fruity drinkable plonk, worth the few coins the wine cost.  Cleavage Creek"Premium grapes grown in the cleavage of of some of the most beautiful California hills are then handcrafted into an elegant complex wine that is full bodied yet vivacious" as the back label says, written over a photograph of the bare back of the lady pictured on the front label.  Mad HousewifeThis wine has taken a different approach in marketing by catering to women and have appropriately named their product Mad Housewife Wine. Their tagline : what's domestic bliss without a little wine?  Blasted ChurchThe Blasted Church is a small estate winery located in Okanagan Falls in Canada.  |
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