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Funniest Record Album Covers Posted: 31 Aug 2009 07:58 AM PDT You will love these humorous record album covers. Don't get me wrong, the people who designed these record album covers weren't trying to be funny. These are just the worst record album covers that have ever been designed! You will laugh at these.  Phallic and gross enough for you? This guy is probably a thrill to be around. Phlurm. Phlurb. I hate carpooling. The guy in the front is wondering what is sticking into his back. Okay, guess which way I am looking, am I looking right, left, or straight on? I bet this guy is seriously good in bed. When I look at this, I feel violated Jesus loves those who go to church, hate evolution, and practice Karate chops ... Doesn't the preacher look like Mike Meyers? All 3 of these men share this woman as both their sister and their wife. John Hall, one of these naked men, is now a Congressman. What the heck are they doing there naked...it creeps me out. My Guess are that these men would vote 'no' on Prop 8. More like on the gay side - I think those 2 guys are digging each other. The designer of this must have been on Acid. WTF?! Why would you work really hard to make an album and then take a **** on the cover? Ummmm....where is my mace? This album is called Beastiality - I think you can see why. My guess about this picture and what it is about ... Julie is 16 years old and she is already considering divorcing her father / husband. Come into the back of my van, I am a certified "Gynecomologist / Obstemetrician" Yes, even satan gets time off, and when he does he visits cheesy bars to play cheesy music. Huh? Amazing recordings of demons speaking through people who are possessed by them ... sounds like the recent Republican right wing rallies. Drunk people are so much fun. Look at these costumes. Doesn't it look like the guy I circled is having a temper tantrum (probably about wearing that awful costume). Hey guys, I bet if we put on Brady Bunch costumes, the kids won't notice that we are old dorky dudes. If you want to get juiced on lesbians and want more lesbians in less time, then get some of this lesbian concentrate. Mike Terry Playing Live in the basement of his Mom's house, where he lives, without a girlfriend or job. I like dressing up like a Nazi postman. I hear that this one went Platinum. The dog is saying, 'Help Me!!!' Listen to 2 hours of Chopsticks and The Jaws Shark Song ... hey, back off, she is limited without fingers. Our Hearts Keep Singing and Our Ears Keep Bleeding. Marcia Marcia Marcia. She's a Big Lass, She's a Bonnie Lass, She has a Fat Ass. Doesn't Joyce look like Dustin Hoffman from the Movie Tootsie? There is a 50 cent sticker on the album...seems a bit steep for this album. This cowboy is trying really hard to look sensitive for the ladies That is one way to show you love Jesus, swing an axe around! After I molest kids, I always like to smoke my pipe. Why doesn't anyone believe me when I tell them that I digg women?! "In Bed." Uhoh, she's trippin' again!! Yikes...put down the skirt, please. No one wants to see that. This record album cover is from the same singer who sand "Come on Eileen". This album is called 'The Beauty' - ummmm, has he looked in the mirror? A quote from Kevin Rowland - "These songs started to penetrate my frightened world. They reawakened something I'd only fleetingly sensed before… it was beauty… my beauty." This one just cracks me up picturing Ethel Merman dancing disco. It is just funny that a record company gave these guys a deal. My guess is that they weren't signed on for a Volume 2. I'm a douche bag, I make my old father carry around an organ while I hole a light drum. I know I look mentally retarded, but really, I drink a LOT to master this look. Can you spell R-E-D-N-E-C-K? This is a picture of a man hanging out at a McCain Rally. This might be the worst album cover out of all of them. Not only is the group called the Gaylords, but is the huge bread stick phallic enough for you? Just Bizarre. Seriously, I'm not bugging, the guy in the front is our Mom. Thats What He Said This guy reminds me of one of those guys from one of those cheesy furniture store going out of business commercials.

9 Public Restroom Personalities Posted: 31 Aug 2009 06:45 AM PDT 9. THE READER He's not about the quick in and out of doing his bathroom business. He likes to hunker down with the newspaper, magazine and/or (heaven help us) a good book. For him, it's the relaxing toilet ride that makes the perfect spot to enjoy the written word. And yes, these are same periodicals that make their way back to the lunch room. 8. THE GRUNTER Oh, you know him. He's in the stall next to you bellowing like he's about to give birth to a calf. Each grunt is preceded by short gasps for air, and a quick fart. And you know the exact second he's done because the big finale is punctuated with a sigh of relief.   7. THE WORKER Mr. Multitasker wouldn't dream of not answering his phone, even if he's draining the lizard, or worse, dropping the kids off at the pool. He often tries to disguise his location by mentioning "I'm away from my desk right now," but the stall echoes and sounds of background flushing are unmistakable. 6. THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBOR He figures what better time to make friends and be chatty than when you're in the restroom. He often intros with "Some weather were having," "How are you doing?" or "Wheeew, sorry about that, I had Mexican last night." No matter how short your response, he keeps—with his dick in his hand—talking to you. 5. THE RIM SHAKER He's the guy in the stall next to you going one on one with a dingleberry. His ass is rocking back and forth/hopping up and down on the seat in a vain attempt to drop that last hanger-on. The Friendly Neighbor will often root him on. "Stick with it. It'll go!"   4. THE PHOBIAST He's spraying Lysol, slathering in hand sanitizer and laying down railroad track-sized strips of toilet paper to make sure his ass does not come in contact with any previous asses. After washing up, he must use paper towels to open the door. 3. THE SHOWERER With his bathroom kit spread out at the sink, he looks like his girlfriend has booted him from the apartment. He's brushing his teeth, splashing water on his face, combing his hair, and frequently changes clothes.   2. THE GAWKER It's subtle, but he's checking out your package at the urinal. 1. THE FIRE HOSE He's not using the urinal. Instead he marches into the stall and whips it out without so much of a thought of lifting the lid. With the accuracy of a 4-year-old, he sprays the seat, hoses the backstop, and finishes by shaking it on the floor.

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