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| 12 of the greatest martial arts FAILS of all-time Posted: 22 Aug 2009 04:53 AM PDT Calling some of these "martial arts" could be considered a stretch, but I am counting it if someone attempts to chop, kick, or headbutt something and Fails. Don't get into semantics here folks. Just enjoy the stupidity... If at first you don't succeed... ' Don't try this at home... Karate master will break a bat... will break a bat... Okay, let's try some nunchucks... Nunchucks hurt. Let's try kicking things... Watch out for the skateboard... Headbutt! Ummm... Fist! No... Helps if you actually hit the target... Just wait for it. I promise... And, of course, the Afro Ninja... Lesson for the day? When doing martial arts... DON'T BE THIS GUY.  This posting includes an audio/video/photo media file: Download Now |
| 10 Epic Videos of Roller Coaster Induced Fear! Posted: 22 Aug 2009 04:53 AM PDT  1. Woman screams… slightly. To start things off with a mellow and relaxing vibe, we have this "peaceful" and "tranquil" video. Some might even say this woman's reaction is quite conservative. 2. The boy's… OK! You're eight years old and you're scared of roller coasters. If there's one way to combat complete childhood fear it's to repetitively shout and squeal at the top of your voice that you're OK! Does it work? 3. Fat woman with early 90's hair – boy can she squeal. It's the early nineties, you're flexing your newest and brightest blonde streaks with lax curls. The one thing you don't want to be doing now is having a ride on a bungee! 4. 5, 4, 3… oops he never reached 2. You want to see a face of pure fear? This kid has his bungee released way before he was expecting it. Cue the lockjaw screaming and world record attempt at forcing your eyeballs out of your socket. His mate actually holds up far better. 5. Boy Scouts get to eat on a roller coaster Jim'll Fix It (Wiki "Jim'll Fix It" for a full description of this wonderful show) – he did for these boy scouts. They attempted to eat lunch at a UK Theme Park. 6. Dad shows Son his true colors. There comes a time in every man's life when he feels he has seen his Father truly scared. It might be when you're having a heated argument and you raise your fist because you feel "you can take him." For this dear son, he saw his father's true colors while enjoying a bungee ride. 7. Breakfast TV Reporter almost sees Breakfast again. It's 8:30am and you have just woken up. You march downstairs to find your Mum has left a bowl of Cocoa Puffs in front of the TV. You flick on the TV to get your latest dose of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, only to find it has been replaced with a woman trying to give herself a hernia on the Infusion ride at Pleasure Beach. 8. Judd Apatow – Confidence Man. Judd Apatow is a great film director/writer/producer, with such great hits as 40 Year Old Virgin, Superbad and Knocked Up. It seems with this comes the ability to enforce stipulations to ensure appearance in films. The stars of Knocked Up spend a day doing nothing but riding roller coasters at Knots Berry Farm as part of the filming. 9. Holla Holla, I'm scared. Yeah I'm so cool and relaxed I keep my hood on while on a roller coaster. I'm so cool I scream like a little girl as my girlfriend realizes what a real wet towel she's going out with. 10. Fat kid on roller coaster nearly dies of heart attack – Woman laughs. People already laugh at you when you're at school. You go away to a theme park to escape the realities of the world. You pick a bungee ride and proceed to cause mass feelings of death and despair as you're thrown around your seat. Would you rather be helped by the woman who sat next to you? Or would you rather be laughed at hysterically?  This posting includes an audio/video/photo media file: Download Now |
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