Aug 16, 2009

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Coolest Bench Ads

Posted: 16 Aug 2009 09:55 AM PDT

The city of Istanbul is promoting reading with book benches. Benches that look like an open book have been placed around the city, each one carries poems from 18 famous Turkish poets.

Becherovka is a traditional Czech liquor enjoyed by men and women. Long-term communication strategy of Becherovka is captured as a slogan: Get closer. That's why this Becherovka bench is specially designed to help people do just that. By agency Mark BBDO Prague, Czech Republic.

In selected locations across Toronto, a campaign from Travel Alberta puts transit riders onto chair lifts climbing high into the Rockies. By agency Venture Communications, Canada.

"Use only what you need" from Denver water.

Really clever and cheap ad for Nike in Argentina. Wet paint stickers placed on old benches to promote running.

Clever gym advertisement in India for Energy Fitness Unlimited.

A bench ad for the Emirates Today newspaper.

Companhia Athletica placed slanted benches in parks. Every time people try to sit down, they slide off.

Cool and funny Fedex bench ad for its Pack n' Ship service campaign.

For the campaign called "A Little Fabric Makes A Big Difference", Ikea covered everyday items such as benches with fabric. One result was this "cozy" sitting place.

Great feeling of warmth with a German coffee. By agency Young & Rubicam, Germany.

Viral marketing for the movie "District 9": a bench ad in L.A. carrying the warning 'Bus bench for humans only'.

Funniest Business Names

Posted: 16 Aug 2009 09:51 AM PDT

Many businesses fail in their first few years of operation. Why is it? Could it be location, marketing, product? What if it just came down to its name? Did you go the correct route in picking those letters that best represent what you do? Did you play the alphabet game where you start a business with an 'A' so you're first to be seen in the phone book? These people decided to come up with some names even more fitting, either that or they just pulled names out of a hat. Here are the top 10 funniest business names.

STD Wines & Liquors – From what we learned in college, STDs usually happen AFTER drinking. If you look hard enough you'll see this is located on Church Ave. Those dirty, drunk Christians!

Pussy Cleaners – Daughter: "Hey Mom, sometimes I just don't feel so fresh. What do you do?" Mother: "One hour martinizing my vagina dear!" I'd never trust a cleaners with my genitalia, plus I'd be afraid I'd lose the ticket.

Stiff Nipples Air Conditioning – This is a company that realizes JUST how cold your A/C should be. If you need someone even better call MASSIVE DICK SHRINKAGE REPAIR.

Rapex Contraction – Most contractors stick it to you with the bill, these guys get you in the estimate, twice. They are so dedicated you can see them practicing the rapage on each other.

Kidsexchange – So you really wanted a boy? That okay, they have a huge selection of kids private parts which can have little Annie singing bass before you know it.

Fuk Mi Sushi – Their food is so good you'll say their name over and over. We're actually a little shocked that a Planning and Zoning commission would let this get by. Apparently they have even a better sense of humor than we do.

The Dirty Hoe – Ever wonder where your exgirlfriend is working? Now you know. The Dirty Hoe has everything you need for a nice garden, and herpes.

Sherrill's Eat Here and Get Gas - No hidden disclaimers, these guy let you know up front that their food really isn't going to agree with you. Bill and Ann, though excellent owners, don't really cook for those with the sensitive stomachs.

The Master – Baiter Bait and Tackle – Being a fisherman and a ladies man don't usually go hand in hand, it usually goes penis in hand. When you're spending that much time alone you are going to have to take the time to take care of yourself. The Masterbaiter has everything you need for that time you're grabbing your grouper.

Big Dick's Halfway INN Resort – This is a very optimistic resort, an pessimistic resort would have been called the Halfway OUT Resort. Are you just as curious as us what a minnow shot is?
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