Aug 8, 2009

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Hilarious Notes And Letters

Posted: 08 Aug 2009 09:27 AM PDT

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No masturbation allowed in Durham University.



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A correction-of-a-(incorrected) correction:

"The Ottawa Citizen and Southam News wish to apologize for our apology to Mark Steyn, published Oct. 22. In correcting the incorrect statements about Mr. Steyn published Oct. 15, we incorrectly published the incorrect correction. We accept and regret that our original regrets were unacceptable and we apologize to Mr. Steyn for any distress caused by our previous apology".



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Best Divorce Letter EVER!



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Passionate love letter written by a Star Trek fan


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Matt Neary of Fargo, North Dakota found that a thief had stolen CDs and his wallet out of his truck — but he did leave a pleasant note complimenting Neary's taste in music:

You have amazing taste in music.
Don't worry about your credit cards and driver's license — I know I can't use them…after tonight, at least.
Seriously though
Lock your car in the future.



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Dear Ruth…


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An intriguing letter found in someone's attic.



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Darn it, they should either write all in Chinese or English. I bet you all understood what was wrong.



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This can be roughly translated as, "Honey, I'm off to the gym to get pounded by my instructor."



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Sorry for our delay, please have your cannabis! 

Hilarious Notes And Letters

Posted: 08 Aug 2009 08:53 AM PDT

1

No masturbation allowed in Durham University.

2

A correction-of-a-(incorrected) correction:

"The Ottawa Citizen and Southam News wish to apologize for our apology to Mark Steyn, published Oct. 22. In correcting the incorrect statements about Mr. Steyn published Oct. 15, we incorrectly published the incorrect correction. We accept and regret that our original regrets were unacceptable and we apologize to Mr. Steyn for any distress caused by our previous apology".

3

Best Divorce Letter EVER!

4

Passionate love letter written by a Star Wars fan 

5

Matt Neary of Fargo, North Dakota found that a thief had stolen CDs and his wallet out of his truck — but he did leave a pleasant note complimenting Neary's taste in music:

You have amazing taste in music.
Don't worry about your credit cards and driver's license — I know I can't use them…after tonight, at least.
Seriously though
Lock your car in the future.

6

Dear Ruth…

7

An intriguing letter found in someone's attic.

8

Darn it, they should either write all in Chinese or English. I bet you all understood what was wrong. 

9

This can be roughly translated as, "Honey, I'm off to the gym to get pounded by my instructor."


10

Sorry for our delay, please have your cannabis! 

Graffiti Found In The Most Private Of Public Places

Posted: 08 Aug 2009 08:46 AM PDT

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PARTY AT RAYFORD


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WOME/AN


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Morgan Jan 1 '09 Yay!


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Live Fast

Die Young


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 Zeus

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Ask

yourself

have 

you 

done

your

Best


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And who would be a poor man, a beggar man a theif, if he had a rich man in his hand?



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—Kyle Conlon—


was caught beating the meat in san felipe in a truck while pregamming for 2008 san felipe 250 250 - 3/9/08


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Fuck


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Fuck


*****rs

+

Wetbacks

Fags

Gay

Rac*


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I'm rich


13

You are beautiful


So are you


14

Fuck You Trash


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Door to Unisex/Handicap Restroom

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