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10 Sports Related Farts Caught On TV Posted: 05 Aug 2009 06:59 AM PDT 10 Sports Related Farts Caught On TV 1. Lebron Lets One Rip   2. Pool Penis Then Fart   3. Soccer Bench Fart   4. Figure Skating Fart   5. Ref Farts   6. Andy Roddick Was That You?   7. Workout Fart   8. Somebody Ripp'd One Sam Madison can't take the toxic farts. 9. Sports Anchor Farts   10. George Brett Shits His Pants This posting includes an audio/video/photo media file: Download Now

Muppets and Their Mad Men Counterparts Posted: 05 Aug 2009 06:57 AM PDT Inspired by the eyebrow-raising news that Sesame Street will parody Mad Men in its upcoming 40th anniversary season, we've decided to step in and do a little casting this morning. While Sesame Workshop's VP of Education and Research Dr. Rosemarie Truglio spoke of two levels and playing off the show's title, *our version would stick to the original and be a lot more literal. Because the preschool set needs more martinis. Bert and Ernie: Harry Crane and Ken Gosgrove Kind-of-lame, joined-at-the-hip best friends who often provide interesting background banter. Big Bird: Betty Draper Spends most of the day surrounded by kids. Never strays too far from the nest. Cloaks low-level depression with forced, manic cheer. Count von Count: Salvatore Romano The Count has never been specifically labeled as a vampire… Fozzie Bear: Freddy Rumsen Remember that episode last season where Rumsen played Mozart on his zipper? Wocka wocka wocka. Grover: Pete Campbell Frequently annoys his superiors. Believes that he's cute and multi-talented. Kermit the Frog: Roger Sterling A long-suffering company frontman who has an unfortunate thing for girly girls. Miss Piggy: Joan Holloway Mean, manipulative, bossy, and fabulous. Likes diamonds and being the center of attention. Hides insecurity with false bravado. Oscar the Grouch: Don Draper Perpetually grumpy. Tends to snarl when people invade his personal space and hates being woken from naps. Has a rocky relationship with his significant other. Prairie Dawn: Peggy Olson Smart, detail-oriented, and a gifted writer with big career aspirations. A fan of bows.

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