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13 Craziest Wall Hooks Posted: 02 Aug 2009 06:49 AM PDT Baby limbs wall hook You know you need one of these! Rescued from the toybox! It's easy to hand make: two doll arms and one doll leg upcycled by filling, gluing and screwing them to a vintage mahogany tray. This little beauty is made from quite a big doll so the arms and leg are nice and chubby.   Excited man wall hook The Mr P hanger proves that size really does matter with this Excited Man Hanger. This handy wall hook/hanger can hold your keys, towel, coat, jacket, handbag or cat lead with ease! This silly hilarious coat hanger is simple and a little naughty, so Mr P entertains our office desks and accessorizes our homes in a unique, fun and memorable way!   Knives wall hook This design seems like real knives stabbed into the wall. Funny idea! Huh?   Men wall hook Add some visual interest to your walls with this graceful stretching man hook. His outstretched arms are great for coats, hats or even towels. Made from high quality cast resin.  Hand wall hook Mr. Allen's Hand Hooks look to the human body for form. This series of wall hooks is based on highly detailed casts of the designer's own hands. The result is a surrealistic, yet functional, new object for the home.  Gun wall hook This really seems like a gun toy attached on the wall. However, because of the curve, it is transformed into a coat hook. Available in three strange colors for $17 each.  Flip flop wall hook Transform your room and welcome the summer days when you replace your boring, traditional hooks with these Flip Flop Wall Hooks. Each hook is shaped like a flip-flop to hang your towels or even your jackets if you so desire.   Puppy butt wall hook One thing that is true about weird products is that pet lovers will buy anything. The fact that it is tacky, expensive or retarded doesn't seem to matter. Case in point, these Puppy Butt Wall Hooks.  Teacup tile hook This is probably how the Queen hangs her keys. Design Glut's modern relief-style Earthenware tile hook looks as though it is coming out of the tile and/or wall you hang it on. This half-cup can actually hold things! Pinkies up!  Pushpin Wall Hook Impress your guests with these wacky pushpin wall hooks, perfect for hanging coats and umbrellas. Chic and fashionable.  Teddy bear wall hook This Super Ted will rid your home of mess and clutter. He is quite capable of holding almost anything you give him. Simply screw Super Ted to your wall at the front door (or anywhere you like) and use it to hold your keys and sunnies...you will never have to scrabble around to find them again. Hats, coats, umbrellas, jewelry and purses can also benefit from Super Ted's Super Holding Powers.   Hippo wall hook Tired of using boring old hooks to hang things like coats and bags? Looking for something, oh, a little different? How about using the business-end of a hippo instead? And/or the non-business end, the "other business" end?  Joystick wall hook Surface Tension's new HangUP Arcade Coat Hooks use real joystick balls and buttons to hang up all of your coats, umbrellas, man purses and any other hangy stuff you have hanging around.

10 Weird and Wacky Wine Brand Names Posted: 02 Aug 2009 06:45 AM PDT Fat Bastard : We are sure you have heard and seen Fat Bastard on the shelves at liquor stores. The name came in existence when Guy Anderson was visiting the French Winemaker, Thierry. They planned on starting a new brand and when Thierry got the taste of a particularly good chardonnay he said to Guy "Taste zis fat bastard" and that's how the wine got the name Fat Bastard. Utter Bastard : Fat Bastard needed a friend and so the Utter Bastard was born. The product naming was easier this time. They simply chose to call it Utter Bastard to keep the brand going. Utter Bastard is a red Syrah wine. Vampire : That's right. This wine is called the vampire wine that is produced by Vampire Vineyards company. The old lables on the wine showed blood dripping and everything else that would relate to vampires but it seems like they have taken a less gore approach these days. Red : The name of this wine is Red. Everything that is associated with it is red but the wine itself. The bottle, label and even the cork of this wine is red but the wine itself is white. It sounds a little odd when you say "let's have red wine" but end up pouring white wine. Eye Of The Toad : That's what the wine is called. This product is a result of two friends who loved wine and were bored out of their mind after they were retired. They decided to start a wine company. The name of the wine comes from their nick name as the two friends were known as Dr. Toad and The Dancing Badger. You can see the toad and the badger enjoying a drink on the label. Marilyn Merlot : Fan of Marilyn Monroe? This should make you happy. The image is licensed to Nova Wines by Marilyn Monroe's estate and each vintage features a different image of Marilyn Monroe and a unique label design. Frog's Piss : "Why don't you come over to my place? We'll have some frog's piss and relax." Imagine saying that to someone. This French wine is known as Frog's Piss for some unknown reason. Blasted Church : This wine is a product of the Blasted Church Vineyards. Blasted Church is a small estate winery located in Okanagan Falls in Canada. We have yet to try this wine but the name certainly generates curiosity as to why it is called Blasted Church. If you would like to find out why it is called what it is called, click here to read the story. Mad Housewife : What can calm a mad housewife down? The Mad Housewife Wine. This wine has taken a different approach in marketing by catering to women and have appropriately named their product Mad Housewife Wine. Their tagline : what's domestic bliss without a little wine?  Goats Do Roam : The name of this South African wine was inspired by the owner's son. The son once let the goats out of the enclosure to let them wildly roam around the vineyards. While the goats were having fun in the vineyards they chose to eat the best fruits. The varieties these goats chose to eat became the blend for a fine wine and the brand got the name "Goats Do Roam."

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