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Posted: 29 Jun 2009 07:12 AM PDT

The 35 Most Retarded Tabloid Headlines Of All Time

Posted: 29 Jun 2009 06:51 AM PDT

As you can see, the Internet is in fact powered by an Apple Power Mac 7500. I knew it all along!

Skynet really fucked this one up.

Next time you get an email with an attachment, don't open it unless you want to be blown to smithereens! All PCs comes with a bomb. Apple has not yet joined the "Blown To Smithereens" alliance so your mac should be relatively safe.

Not only did he kick a terrorist, he kicked a fucking burning terrorist IN THE BALLS. This guy is my hero.

The karate baby could kick that ape's ass.

All doctors are aliens. This is NOT NEWS!

Yes, the Clinton era economic boom was shaped by aliens. Aliens hate Bush so they didn't help a brotha out. Plus the whole Skynet / Alien partnership never worked out. Aliens can't stand retarded robots (Dick).

Banks will fail, stock market will crash, worldwide depression… This headline was 8 ahead of its time.

Lincoln was a chick with a bigass beard. Nice…

"This was worse than Hurricane Andrew" because Hurricane Andrew apparently blew peoples' hair off.

More crazy white folk being crazy.

Rednecks caught Osama in Missouri and found the blueprints to a Nuclear Power Plant on him while the treasury was printing "disappearing ink" money and the country's trees were being attacked by a vegan vampire. Nice.

Everyone knows that all Rednecks ARE aliens.

Bat Boy even has his own musical.

We discovered a new race of aliens a long time ago. Its called PETA.

I can haz lethal injection?

We already know aliens had full control of the Clinton presidency. Hillary got it on with aliens while Bill was pimpin human interns.

Finally! 200 women to be sold on eBay. Been waiting for this moment my entire life. The retarded eBay execs would probably approve this auction too. PayPal would even offer seller protection and hold payment until all the hoez are delivered.